Woo hoo I wear a fisherman's vest, with many little pockets. Going from bottom to top, left to right: 1) Keys 2) Torch, swiss army knife, compass, mini card toolkit thing, sewing kit 3) Plasters, alcohol-free wipes, gloves, plastic bags, bandage 4) Five 2m lengths of cord, neatly bundled, plus a lighter 5) Collapsible rainhat, two notepads, pens 6) Wallet, hand cream 7) Mobile phone 8) iPod, a USB stick, and hands-free kit for mobile phone 9) Oyster card, business cards 10) Monocular, collection of little objects to entertain my daughter with Then inside: 1) Neck lanyard thing with a clip for attaching visitor swipe cards / keys to 2) Second wallet with important identity cards in GUESS WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING