senior nurse in a minor injury unit front left pocket. tuffcut scissors tourniquet (never one when you need one) fob watch (NHS issue, but is a bit gay to wear, but need second hand to count resps) 36 new english pence huge bunch of keys (god only knows what half of them open) ID badge Computer ID card security card door openy thing right front pocket pen red pen (for writing staff sickness into the rota and then stabbing myself in the eye) car keys phone (on silent so i can still keep in touch with reality outside the hospital) more hospital based keys (think i'm starting a collection) top left pocket pen (never have to many, watch out for the pen thieves) pen torch so bright it could scythe through steel hospital bleep neck sometimes a stethoscope, when i've actually got to do some real work.