Hows about: In the drivers seat, in a Vauxhall Astra, being a diesel engine, and to the left side of the right door. Situated infront of the boot, and behind the steering wheel, Somewhere between here and there. Not far from Newham, if at all, in that lovely city of London, in England, in the UK, in europe, in the world, on the planet.........yadda yadda. Hows about nowhere near there now cos your off somewhere else?!