"I said we were under certain circumstances but there was too much paperwork involved if things like this happened. I think he used more ink than i did yesterday..." As a copper, sorry Member of the Police Force, i can assure you that any amount of paper work you guys have for any job will be trivial compared to ours. Where I work (in Australia) the Ambos and bucketies always show us sympathy for the amount of paperwork we have, in comparison to theirs (usually by laughing hysterically as they leave and throwing pens at us.). You can just feel the love! I wouldn't swap though, imagine having to be nice to drunk people. Goodness!