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Re: Stranded

by petrolhead

I have really bad hearing in my right ear, so if I don't want to listen to what someone is saying I just make sure they're standing on my right hand side. Ta daa, can't hear a bloody word and nobody realises! ;D Also, if I hold my breath, my heart skips a beat.

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