Still at sixth form, I'd have to say that my current headmaster is actually awesome. For the presentation of an extended piece of work some of us did, the president of the group that awards all exam certificates came to present them to us, and for fifteen minutes solid our headmaster criticised what he'd done, how they'd said there was no way he could get teenagers to write and research 5000-word dissertation style things for fun without an incentive, how they'd all be awful. And this man listened. Such is the legend of my headmaster. And seeing as at this rate I'll mess up my A-levels through the internet being too good at distracting me from revision, how much exactly are you proposing to pay this assistant? And is an A in GCSE English sufficient qualification? :P