"maybe I should have written about things I've seen up people's arses" That would have been fascination. A family friend works at a health clinic and a man came in one day with a light bulb stuck up his arse. Don't ask why... The doctors didn't want to try and pull it out for fear it would break and leave shards inside him. So you have: one middle aged man laying on a med table with his rear end exposed, and a team of doctors circled around his butt trying to figure out how to get it out. I find this extremely amusing. Exentually, after hours and hours of the guy's arse in the air one medic came up with an idea on how to get it out. They ended up shooting up hot wax into the lightbulb until it was filled. Then they were able to pull out one very durable lightbulb. So yes, I think arse stories are quite amusing. I think you should tell some. ~Alamarang