Typical friend of a friend type story but here you go: My partner's sister is a nurse. Apparently a guy came in to Accident and Emergency with a long length of copper wire that had been inserted up his penis. So much had been inserted that it had coiled up inside him. When asked what had happened, he replied that he had fallen asleep on a park bench and had woken up like that... I make no claims as to the veracity of this story. Doubtless every hospital has a similar account. Melina G