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Welcome to Random Acts Of Reality, a Blog based in London, England, written by an E.M.T working for the London Ambulance Service. Also, number one search result for "Womble porn". All names have be changed to protect the guilty. This Blog was previously known as "Why I Hate Humanity" but the antipsychotic medication seems to have kicked in.
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Then my Dad came home. "What's the matter?"
"Gordon ate some holly berries!", wailed my mother.
"Oh. Yeah, he did that the other day, too..."