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Many, many years ago, when I was about 3 or so, I ate some holly berries. This, as you may imagine, didn't really do much to me, but my Mum freaked out. Phoning doctors, phoning the district nurse, all the rest of it.
Then my Dad came home. "What's the matter?"
"Gordon ate some holly berries!", wailed my mother.
"Oh. Yeah, he did that the other day, too..."
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