I had a seriously weird dream last night, where I was living in a vast, underground complex - hundreds of maze-like stories under a sports stadium. There were three families living in the place, and the first twenty-ish stories were unoccupied. So when freaky soldier guys who wanted to kill us stormed the stadium, we got in the lifts and went all the way down to the heart of our basement hideout. The buttons on the lift only went down to -5, so we didn't think the soldiers would follow us, but we did have a big discussion about whether or not we should sabotage the lifts, with the main arguments being "is it worse that we can't get up, or better that they can't get down". I think living in Switzerland, and having a nuclear bunker in my basement, has probably gone to my head... PS, your user agreement seems a bit draconian... If I provide inaccurate information (like, don't give you my real name), blogware may prevent me from using any of their services ever again? Not that I expect they will, but it's a bit mean to say it all the same.