What are you moaning about ? This is the perfect opportunity for you to shine at your next review. Just look up "big dart gun riffle things used for administering drugs to wild animals" on eBay and suggest to your bosses that you could treat people without stopping the ambulance. How great would that be for efficiency ? And how satisfying for the staff called out to people with a mild cold, "Just dangle the patient over the balcony and we'll treat them as we pass"...