I'm not ashamed of loving emails; I actually haven't disparaged the Government; I don't really get drunk; I honestly do my best not to moan about people... And surely no-one could accuse you of misdeeds for having illicit emails sent to you with no provocation? Touché with the point about net curtains though :p Perhaps I am a bit naive, but I do honestly trust the Government - but then, I believe in socialism, which I noticed on your 'about me' page you don't particularly like either :P