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Re: How To Get Away With Fraud

by dungbeetle

Do not steal a loaf,or a band aid, cash or truck, steal the bank, ' 'tis safer, policemen are for catching bread robbers, but it be rare for them to chase a paper pusher robber. 'tis been so since he who steals the goose from the commons gets a night in the cellar even a neck tie sometimes for the gibbet but he who steals the commons gets a knight hood see the august intense greedy one.

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