Well my dear Tom, seems you have ignited the curiosity of some ignoramus who operates under the guise of a “reporter”. My word, we could all do that, couldn’t we. Imagine following around, armed with a reporter’s notebook and sharp pencil, some of those equally sharp Ministers and Civil Servants. The imagination runs riot. The most I can add to the comments posted thus far is that, in my view, the most “value added, target driven, effective and efficient use” of the article in question would be to cut it up into small square pieces, pierce a hole in the top left hand corner and thread said squares onto some string. Place said strung squares by the lavatory cistern in your home and use at will for wiping your arse. I am sure that the thought of a little printer’s debris will in no way affect the sheer delight of having wiped your arse with the words of a gutter crawling parasitic life form. What a shame that they could never be forced to actually “eat their own words”?