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Re: Who Am I?

by deratristar

Thought you'd enjoy this... It was posted by Jon Jones on Facebook in the Emergency Medical Services page... My Paramedic partner when I was still an EMT-B was standing outside an ER and an RN yelled "Hey you Ambulance Drivers". He responded by saying "What do you want Butt Wiper?" The RN got offended and stated "I'll have you know I am a Registered Nurse, not a Butt Wiper!" He replied "Well I am a Registered Paramedic not an Ambulance Driver!" She replied "Well you do drive an Ambulance!" He snapped back with " And you wipe butts, so I figured if you were calling me by one of my Job Duties I would do the same to you!" She still didn't see the humor in it...I was busting a gut myself. You would think that another Medical Professional would have known better.

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