You forgot the maternataxis! Also the 'patients' that call for something minor when they have a perfectly good car to take them. Or patients who say they can't afford a bus or taxi to the hospital so call 999 instead. My latest utter nonsense job was to someone who had gotten shower gel in their eye and just wanted advice. It came through as an amber. Turns out they hadn't even read the label on the side of the bottle which advises what to do let alone use their own common sense which was obvioulsy lacking!