"Sumbloke" is a shapeshifting, evil criminal mastermind bent upon the downfall of civilization as we know it. He is responsible for most of the assaults, drug dealing, thievery and unwed pregnancies in the world. Over here, he goes by the name "Sumdood." And it's a fact known only to police officers and EMS workers that, statistically speaking, standing around on a street corner minding your own business is one of the most dangerous pastimes possible. Pick any assault victim in the A&E, and ask them what they were doing when it happened, and 90% of them will say they were standing around minding their own business. Risky behavior, indeed!