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Re: 45+

by Anonymous

Reminded me of this, as written by a certain EMT who used to post to alt.tasteless a few years ago...

Did I mention that you're shooting blind through a few inches of fat into a vein that you can't see or feel?Actually, this is about the only fun part of the whole experience. You get to stick a few needles into this god-awful blob and hear her whimper. Good. Make her pay. 20 gauge needle? Nah, fuckit. We're going for the gold here. Grab that 16 and get to work. You are Queequeg. Show her your tattooed fury and take up your harpoons.

I suppose you have to make light of it somehow!

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