Thats about the best description of a "smellie" I have heard in years. :-) I'm in Northern Ireland, and have seen things over the years that would put any self respecting human off working with thier own kind for life. Strange though, that the one that made me chuck my dinner up - thankfully into a nearby sink, - and not over the body as a certain mate did (eh damien?) was a drug addict who had not been seen for 4 weeks. It was mid summer as well. (don't you just love the hot weather?) anyway, not only was she an addict, as we moved the body, it became obvious that she had been pregnant. and had given birth on the floor, god help the poor sods down at the hospital. all we could do was place the remains in a heavy duty bag. that was one that would not be re-used. I still get the shivers about that. but as my oul da used to say, "somebody has to do it" and the circle of life never ceases to amaze me, just 1 hour after cleanup from that job, I helped bring 2 little girls into this world outside a football ground during a cup final that proved to be too much for thier mother :-)