Sounds like one of those days! All joking aside, you really should complain to whoever you have to complain to about that crossing assistant. Bloody ididot - his sole role in that job is to ensure the safe crossing of kids from one side to the other, this doesn't usually involve encouraging them to play a game of chance with a blue-light. On similar note... i'm curious to know what your feelings are about the plod 'testing his vehicle' on the motorway that was in the news the other week... are you pro, agin, or on the fence?