I never could understand why women always seemed to want to have their babies in the back of my ambulance. They would wait until delivery was imminent and then call 911. Can you imagine a more disgusting place to give birth? When various surfaces of ambulances are swabbed for microbiology homework, the professors always seem to have unpleasant reactions to the resulting cultures.... When I had my kids, I made sure that I was no where near an ambo! But congrats anyway, it really is the best part of the job, the only person getting hurt doesn't really care a couple seconds after they see the person who was doing the hurting. Funny how it works.