That reminds me of a story my mum told me. When she was in the hospital having me, a woman arrived in the ward who was mortified to have had given birth to her baby in the car park. Fast forward almost 3 years, and my mum is back in the hospital having my sister. A woman is wheeled in, mortified, having just given birth to her baby in the lift. My mum leans over and says "oh, don't worry, when I was here last, there was a woman who gave birth in the car park". At which point the poor woman wails "aye, that was me too!" ... and in an almost unheard of burst of wit from my mum, she recovered with "well never mind, at the rate you're going, you'll make it all the way to the delivery room next time."